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February 05, 2010 - I've moved again
April 27, 2008 - Will I return?
December 28, 2006 - Another year gone
November 04, 2005 - ChatterBlogs is fab!
September 15, 2005 - Last entry!
Saturday June 11, 2005 - The End.....????
Wednesday June 08, 2005 - Response to comments.....
Wednesday June 08, 2005 - Pointless waste of time and money
Monday June 06, 2005 - Day of the puss!
Sunday June 05, 2005 - Internal? (ooer!!)
Saturday June 04, 2005 - Rather confused
Saturday June 04, 2005 - Back......or not??
Wednesday October 27, 2004 - Just a quickie (ooer)
Wednesday October 13, 2004 - Accidents will happen...
Sunday October 10, 2004 - I'm a simulated person!
Tuesday October 06, 2004 - Something for nothing?
Tuesday September 28, 2004 - Got that feeling again.....
Sunday September 26, 2004 - Hang on to my pole......
Saturday September 25, 2004 - Out of our lives????
Monday September 20, 2004 - Vanishing act
Wednesday September 08, 2004 - The surreal wedding experience that will never be!
Monday September 06, 2004 - The first day of school...
Wednesday September 01, 2004 - And another thing....or two....
Wednesday September 01, 2004 - Reminiscing!
Tuesday August 31, 2004 - God I'm good!
Monday August 30, 2004 - Thoughts for the day!
Monday August 23, 2004 - Would you like to play with me?
Tuesday August 17, 2004 - Observing the observer!
Monday August 16, 2004 - Oh the pain I was in 5 years ago....
Tuesday August 10, 2004 - Picture not-so perfect!
Monday August 09, 2004 - OK, I give in. I'm ready for it now! :)
Monday July 26, 2004 - And one more makes three
Saturday July 24, 2004 - Weaving dreams, birthdays in Aus and the last of the onions
Friday July 23, 2004 - Baby, baby, baby.....
Tuesday July 20, 2004 - I am multi-layered, like an onion....
Saturday July 17, 2004 - Haven't *I* been a busy girl!
Wednesday July 14, 2004 - Thanks, alarming stuff and a weird acting husband!!
Tuesday July 13, 2004 - Hurty nosey syndrome
Monday July 12, 2004 - Scary scary picture????
Monday July 12, 2004 - Gimme the drugs maaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!
Sunday July 11, 2004 - Burning, eating and snoring!
Saturday July 10, 2004 - It's good to talk.........
Friday July 09, 2004 - Update, update!!
Friday July 09, 2004 - "So how was the holiday?"
Thursday July 08, 2004 - Does that make me a tart???
Thursday June 24, 2004 - Help! i can't remember any Portugeuse!
Wednesday June 23, 2004 - I love ALL the wankers!
Monday June 21, 2004 - Death to Whitney!!!!
Saturday June 19, 2004 - Insecurity? WHAT insecurity??
Wednesday June 09, 2004 - should I put the clown nose back on?
Monday June 07, 2004 - Better luck next time......
Sunday June 06, 2004 - What a week!
Saturday May 29, 2004 - What position would you like madam?
Saturday May 29, 2004 - My illusions shattered!
Wednesday May 26, 2004 - The Shoe! Worship The Shoe!!
Tuesday May 25, 2004 - They know much!!!
Friday May 21, 2004 - What a difference a week makes..
Thursday May 13, 2004 - The sparks will fly!
Sunday May 09, 2004 - It's his party and I'll cry if I want to
Monday May 03, 2004 - 0898 Mmm Mmm
Sunday May 02, 2004 - So, I'm back.....I think!
Sunday March 21, 2004 - Come, come...come into my world!
Tuesday March 02, 2004 - Everybody can fuck off!
Sunday February 29, 2004 - Another week, another dilemma!
Sunday February 22, 2004 - Let's talk about sex baybee......
Thursday February 19, 2004 - Halifax, pixies and too many acronyms!
Monday February 16, 2004 - I survived another Valentine's Day single!
Friday February 13, 2004 - Friday 13th Part 2,674,987
Wednesday February 11, 2004 - Quick catch up from this 32 year old *sob*
Thursday January 29, 2004 - Poll Update
Thursday January 29, 2004 - The Big Freeze
Thursday January 22, 2004 - Smash, bang, wallop!!!!!
Tuesday January 13, 2004 - My Marlon Brando impression
Monday January 12, 2004 - All the men I can think of!
Friday January 09, 2004 - Man Update
Monday January 05, 2004 - Wherever I lay my hat!
Saturday January 03, 2004 - Funny things my daughter says: Part 32,901
Friday January 02, 2004 - Happy birthday to ya!
Wednesday December 31, 2003 - The poll has made a return!
Tuesday December 30, 2003 - Very attractive - NOT!!!
Sunday December 28, 2003 - And so that was Christmas.....
Monday December 15, 2003 - And another thing!!!
Monday December 15, 2003 - Man update
Saturday December 13, 2003 - Forget about fattening the goose, we're just fattening ourselves!
Friday December 12, 2003 - Men, everywhere!
Thursday December 11, 2003 - Is three a crowd?
Thursday December 11, 2003 - A threesom
Wednesday December 10, 2003 - Oh what a week!
Wednesday December 03, 2003 - Pick a question, any question!
Tuesday December 02, 2003 - Update to the pressie list!
Tuesday December 02, 2003 - Dear Santa
Monday December 01, 2003 - December already???
Thursday November 27, 2003 - Erm.......so I'm a girl!
Wednesday November 26, 2003 - Funny things my daughter says Part 48,487
Tuesday November 25, 2003 - What direction?
Tuesday November 25, 2003 - Hay-ulp, hay-ulp!
Monday November 24, 2003 - I've obviously lost my touch
Friday November 21, 2003 - About the boys
Thursday November 20, 2003 - My word for the day
Wednesday November 19, 2003 - Would you like to do me a favour?
Tuesday November 18, 2003 - Funny things my daughter says, Part 32,985
Tuesday November 18, 2003 - You may think I'm deep but I have hidden shallows, you know!
Sunday November 16, 2003 - I obviously have an appetite in bed! ;)
Thursday November 13, 2003 - Am I OK?
Thursday November 13, 2003 - More odd googles, Hallmark and floozying
Thursday November 13, 2003 - If you need any labels printed, I'm your girl!
Wednesday November 12, 2003 - Random things that happen to me - Part 3
Tuesday November 11, 2003 - Lime green trainer man
Monday November 10, 2003 - Funny things my daughter says: Part 74,457
Sunday November 09, 2003 - Simple
Sunday November 09, 2003 - Start all over again
Saturday November 08, 2003 - Feeling sorry for myself
Friday November 07, 2003 - It doesn't make any sense!
Tuesday November 04, 2003 - George and the scary ladyboy
Monday November 03, 2003 - WTF is NBWP?
Sunday November 02, 2003 - Things that get me going Part 1
Saturday November 01, 2003 - Drainage
Friday October 31, 2003 - The End
Friday October 31, 2003 - Round round baby1
Friday October 31, 2003 - Results of caption comp #1
Thursday October 30, 2003 - Caption competition #1
Thursday October 30, 2003 - Out damn spot!
Wednesday October 29, 2003 - Thank you Walkers!
Wednesday October 29, 2003 - Aaaarrrghhh!!! My head!!!!
Wednesday October 29, 2003 - Odd googles, tingly womanly bits and a failed experiment!
Tuesday October 28, 2003 - Ooooo, spooky!
Tuesday October 28, 2003 - A tingly feeling
Monday October 27, 2003 - Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable
Monday October 27, 2003 - The smell of money
Saturday October 25, 2003 - It's magic!!
Friday October 24, 2003 - Do me wrong
Thursday October 23, 2003 - What were his parents thinking of?
October 23, 2003 - Dump him!!!
Wednesday October 22, 2003 - Lay me out!
Tuesday October 21, 2003 - FIVE times I tell ya!
Tuesday October 21, 2003 - I haven't got very far!
Tuesday October 21, 2003 - Red eye, Kool & virgins!
Monday October 20, 2003 - Bored, layout and sick googlers
Sunday October 19, 2003 - Mingers!!! MIN-GER-ERS!!!!!
Saturday October 18, 2003 - Dread, pussy and Mr Birdseye
Friday October 15, 2003 - Your questions answered!
Tuesday October 14, 2003 - Sense of dread
Monday October 13, 2003 - Can we fix it?
Sunday October 12, 2003 - No questions?
Friday October 10, 2003 - What would you like?
Friday October 10, 2003 - A wee bit of good news
Thursday October 09, 2003 - It can't get any worse.....
Wednesday October 08, 2003 - 'Man Update' - Part Two
Tuesday October 07, 2003 - 'Man Update' - Part One
Tuesday October 07, 2003 - If you really wanted to know....
Tuesday October 07, 2003 - When the munchkin makes me laugh!
Sunday October 05, 2003 - Feeling philosophical
Friday October 03, 2003 - Belly button fluff
Friday October 03, 2003 - How long..........?
Tuesday September 30, 2003 - Flash mobbing
Saturday September 27, 2003 - Dazed and confused
Friday September 26, 2003 - Pink sky in the morning.............??
Tuesday September 23, 2003 - Just a quickie!
Thursday September 18, 2003 - I simply HAVE to ask!
Thursday September 18, 2003 - Why am I nervous?
Monday September 15, 2003 - Man logic
Friday September 12, 2003 - Friday at last!
Thursday September 11, 2003 - Nearly the weekend! Yay!!
Wednesday September 10, 2003 - My daughter's new song!
Tuesday September 09, 2003 - How do I get back on track??
Monday September 08, 2003 - What is MY foreplay?
Friday September 05, 2003 - An entry for Vanessa! :)
Thursday September 04, 2003 - Things I've done since I last wrote
Saturday August 30, 2003 - Pulling out?
Wednesday August 27, 2003 - Sullen
Tuesday August 26, 2003 - I want to DO something!!!
Monday August 25, 2003 - Bank Holiday Monday (otherwise known as 'Hurrah! A 4 day week!')
Thursday August 21, 2003 - Random things that happen to me - Part 2
Wednesday August 20, 2003 - Random things that happen to me - Part 1
Sunday August 17, 2003 - But that's just cheating!!!
Friday August 08, 2003 - I got that vibe!
Wednesday August 06, 2003 - What am I like in the bedroom then??
Saturday August 02, 2003 - A bit of an itch!
Thursday July 31, 2003 - Quiz Diva knows me so well!!!!
Wednesday July 23, 2003 - Freak in the morning, freak in the evening...........
Tuesday July 22, 2003 - Funny things my daughter says: Part 65,457
Monday July 14, 2003 - Smitten! :)
Saturday July 12, 2003 - Eeek, eeek, eeek!!!!
Thursday July 10, 2003 - Patrick Squeezy??
Wednesday July 09, 2003 - Things you should do today!
Tuesday July 08, 2003 - Well........it's about time!!!!
Saturday July 05, 2003 - Oh my God! What do I DO!!
Wednesday July 02, 2003 - An eventful weekend
Friday June 27, 2003 - It's a date!
Thursday June 26, 2003 - Hurrah and woohoo!
Monday June 23, 2003 - Hello Sailor! ;)
Saturday June 21, 2003 - Quick catch up
Tuesday June 17, 2003 - Which Jew???
Monday June 16, 2003 - Beside the seaside.......
Friday June 13, 2003 - Mrs Potato Head???
Thursday June 12, 2003 - i don't wanna be called 'sweetheart'
Wednesday June 11, 2003 - I can be very deep and analytical sometimes!
Tuesday June 10, 2003 - Bloody little buggers!
Monday June 09, 2003 - Easy or hard???
Friday June 06, 2003 - I'm a little Prairie Dog! Awwwwww!!
Monday June 02, 2003 - Ok, no, honeslty, I mean it this time!
Saturday May 31, 2003 - Could I be a stripper??
Thursday May 29, 2003 - Half a decade anniversary!
Thursday May 29, 2003 - Spooky Lorna........
Tuesday May 27, 2003 - Especially for Lorna
Monday May 26, 2003 - Cos I'm worth it - well, my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder is anyway!
Sunday May 25, 2003 - The other half of the story, LOL
Friday May 23, 2003 - The Fox
Tuesday May 20, 2003 - Fridge message!
May 20, 2003 - I still feel a complete bitch!!!
Friday May 16, 2003 - You what???
Friday May 16, 2003 - I've really fucked it all up!
Thursday May 15, 2003 - Nothing's really changed - boo!
Monday May 12, 2003 - I'm H...A...P...P...why???
Monday May 12, 2003 - Just over a day away now.......
Sunday May 11, 2003 - Bitch? Moi?? Never!!!
Friday May 09, 2003 - Blimey!
Thursday May 08, 2003 - How well do you know me???
Thursday May 08, 2003 - A wee bit disjointed!
Monday May 05, 2003 - First part of the weekend!
Wednesday April 30, 2003 - What the f..... am I doing???
Saturday April 26, 2003 - Not as bad as I thought!
Friday April 25, 2003 - I think I've blown it
Saturday April 19, 2003 - It's only Saturday - wow!
Friday April 18, 2003 - How old am I???
Thursday April 17, 2003 - Embaressing moment of the year!
Tuesday April 15, 2003 - It's been a while
Friday April 11, 2003 - Sorting out The Fox
Tuesday April 08, 2003 - Daft messages!
Monday April 07, 2003 - The week starts here
Friday April 04, 2003 - Random stuff!
Thursday April 03, 2003 - Last night I was mostly doing............
Tuesday April 01, 2003 - My weekend in summary!
Monday March 31, 2003 - A taste of what's to come........
Thursday March 27, 2003 - Well, what can I say......???
Thurday March 27, 2003 - Friday night here I come........
Tuesday March 25, 2003 - Am I a boring moose?
Monday March 24, 2003 - Feeling frisky!
Friday March 21, 2003 - Well done to The Dutchman!
Thursday March 20, 2003 - How good in bed am I?
Tuesday March 18, 2003 - Entry Number 300!!!!
Monday March 17, 2003 - My perfect guy??? You sure??
Monday March 17, 2003 - And yet another Monday!
Saturday March 15, 2003 - Getting there.......slowly!
Thursday March 13, 2003 - Why haven't I written???
Sunday March 09, 2003 - Oooooo, my head!!!
Thursday March 06, 2003 - What cocktail am I??
Wednesday March 05, 2003 - Tube-smooching, The Return!
Sunday March 02, 2003 - A taste of the big apple!

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