Memoirs of an Eastender

Currently reading: see previous entry

Making me happy: ditto

Pissing me off: again

This ISN'T today's proper entry, which can actually be found here!

Apparently:

You Are Backdoor Barbie!

You come complete with easy to remove velcro panties,

a bottle of lube, and a home HIV test.

Enema and butt plug sold separately.

Not recommended for children under age 6.

Hmmmmmmmm.........were there cameras around last night? ROFLMAO!!!