I had a very vivid dream the other night.

I was playing an extra in a new film starring George Michael (???!!!!), cos of course he's been in a hell of a lot of films!

And I remember having a very long in-depth discussion with the person playing the lead character who was actually a hermaphrodite. And he / she / it was doing a lot of dancing and had on this tiny short skirt and insisted on wearing 10 denier tights with no pants.

The whole thing was quite disturbing really.