Second entry of the day.

Am I the only person who has a four year old with whom you could possibly have the following conversation (held last night).

Munchkin: Mummy, I'm STILL hungry

Me: But you've eaten LOADS

Munchkin: Can I have a treat? I HAVE been a very good girl

Me (thinking): Erm, I guess you have. Ok, you can have one of those Finding Nemo chocolate cakes

Munchkin: Yayyyyyyy.....ermm.....no, I want something better

Me: Better??? Better than chocolate cake?

Munchkin: I've been very good mummy

Me (thining furiously now): Erm, how about an apple

Munchkin: Yes! Yes!! YES!! An apple! Can it be a crucnhy one from the fridge????

Me: Erm, yeah

Bloody weirdo child - I swear she's not mine!