I had a pleasant surprise yesterday. The phone rang (my other line that I have for my 'other' job, but wasn't logged on) and it was the woman from the office at the chat line place.

She was just ringing to make sure everything was OK cos I haven't logged in for a couple of weeks. I told her that I've had a lot going on, that I'm going away and when I come back I'm planning to get right back onto it.

She was relieved and said "I'm glad to hear it darlin' cos I was worried that we'd lost a good one"

I asked if I was 'good' then and she said "Yeah, you've been brilliant babe - put it this way, you've taken 51 calls with an average hold time of just over 5 1/2 minutes" I asked whether that was OK then and she said "Yeah, the overall average is 3 1/2 minutes - so you've been blinding!"

Yay me! I'm good to wank to! LOL

Oh yeah - and Deby, you're right - killing Macauly Caulkin would just be humane!