Memoirs of an Eastender

Currently reading: Erm, can't remember the name - will look later

Making me happy: Life

Pissing me off: Nothing

Apparently:

You Taste Like Chips & Guaco!

Mmmm, your crotch is like a Mexian feista!

Time to lay off that hot sauce.

Unless you don't mind beans all over your ass.

Which is very interesting, but I don't know what on earth help that is with my current situation - LOL!!

I will endeavour to write a 'proper' update later...............