Read here if you want to know what a prat I made of myself with C last night!

It was my birthday on Saturday, and to celebrate in style, 14 of us went to Walthamstow Dogs and then came back to mine to play silly dancing games on my PS2, and then ended up playing "Who Am I?", which became quite surreal.� This is the game where you write a celbrity on a piece of paper and stick it to the head of the person next to you - and then have to ask questions of the group to find out who you are!

This ended up being SO surreal that there are some quotes I would like to document!

MLNDN:� Am I on TV after 7.30?

Lee:� Yes......you're on (said meaningfully) LATER!!

MLNDN:� Erm, am I Jools Holland?

All Of Us:� DOH!!!

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J:� You're all lying, I'm not really English, am I?

All Of Us:� Yes you are

J:� No I'm not, I'm from Brussels

All of Us:� No, you're English

J:� I'm Jean-Claude Van-Damne, aren't I?

All Of Us:� Erm, NO!� You're English and you're NOT an actor!!!

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Lee:� Am I an actress?

All Of Us:� Erm.........dunno!

Lee:� That's helpful

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Chel:� I can't believe I didn't get Zippy, I thought of Zippy but didn't think I could be cos you're Bungle!

BD:� Am I?????

All Of Us:� DOH!!!!

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Lee:� So all I know is that I'm female and I'm alive.....you think!

All Of Us:� Yeah

Lee:� And you don't know what I'm famous for?

All Of Us:� Erm.....no!

Lee:� Give me a clue

Lorna:� You're very VERY foreign!

Lee:� Am I Zsa Zsa Gabor?

All Of Us:� YES!!!!!

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Lorna:� Who else wanted to shag Bob The Builder then?

J:� Am I Bob The Builder??

All Of Us:� DOH!!

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BD:� So I'm a bear then

All Of Us:� Yeah

BD:� Am I a man in a suit?

All Of Us:� Yeah

J:� I've never seen him wearing a suit!

Me:� A BEAR suit J, not like a double-breasted suit

J pisses herself laughing

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Apart from the daft game, there were some other quotes during the evening that tickled me.

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J:� Have you got some sellotape?

Me:� Yeah

J:� Cos I need to wrap your pressie up

Me:� Bloody cheek

J:� No, it's just cos I needed to buy your earrings in London

Me:� Oh, I've got earrings then have I??

J (collapsing to the floor):� DOH!!!

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BD (handing me a bottle in a Sainsbury's bag):� Can I have the wine back when you've finished with the bag please

Me:� Very funny

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Me:� What's that on your phone?

MLNDN:� It's a ram - my starsign

Me:� Taurus?

MLNDN:� Duh - Aries!

Me:� Yeah, I knew that!� I don't think I've got any Aries mates

MLNDN:� So what starsign are you then?� I can never remember when your birthday is.

Me:� Erm, it's today......that's why we're here!

MLNDN:� DOH!!!

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Me:� OK, MLNDN is my dog

Lorna:� Well, if he's your dog, then Kathy's my bitch!

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I love my mates, they're great!� :)

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