My daughter never ceases to entertain me. I picked her up from nursery earlier and this is part of the conversation in the car on the way home, totally unprompted, out-of-the-blue!

Munchkin: The ostrich bit Lorna, didn't he?

Me: Yes, he did darling

Munchkin: He got her on the little finger and he hurt her, didn't he??

Me: Yes, that's right babe

Munchkin: And it was funny wasn't it??

Me: Yes, it was very funny sweetheart

Munchkin: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Me: *sniggers*