I'm sure that yesterday must have been 'Google' day as this site was hit for some pretty obscure things.

I usually get about 3 or 4 search hits a day, and most of them are people looking for a sneak preview of what's going to happen in eastenders! Ha! Are they ever disappointed......and so they deserve to be for being so sad! ;)

Anyway, yesterday, I got googled for "pissing herself", "monogomy", "freya north", "vileda magic mop" and my personal favourite "casual relationship with a dutchman". Well, they say you can find anything on the internet........I would love to know if the last person actually managed to find anything of interest!!

Oh, and in reply to Belgium Boy's comment here, Being conditioner, it's quite gloopy and therefore didn't get around my 'womanly bits' as you so nicely put it. But the Original Source do a great line in minty shower gels etc, which all get you a bit tingly........if that's what you're looking for!

Last night, I executed a little experiment on The Fox........and it failed miserably. What am I going to do? Why can't I just let him go? Why do I always fight against doing what's best for ME??? But more importantly, why can't I make the stupid stubborn fucking bastard see that he's about to lose the best thing that happened to him??????

And no, I'm not full of myself or nothing.....I just know it's true!