Aim:

• Go to the shops
• Buy a couple of copies of the local paper to send in entry forms to say the munchkin's pic is the cutest of all the toddlers in the competition
• Pay in cheque at the bank
• Pick up parcel from the Post Office
• Look for something to wear on Saturday cos if I buy something special, I may actually go!
• Look for a cardigan for the munchkin as a pressie from my nan for Xmas
• Buy condtioner
• Buy foundation cos I'm so spotty
• Maybe go to Asda

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Result:

• Went to the shops
• Paid cheque in at the bank
• Looked at sparkly clothes for Saturday
• Got all deflated
• Sent numerous texts to people while nekkid in changing rooms
• Hated everything
• Bought 2 slobby t-shirts and 2 pairs of slob round the house trackies
• Decided not to go on Saturday
• Looked for cardigans for the munchkin
• Saw lots; couldn't be arsed to queue up
• Looked in Asda; ditto above
• Bought SEVEN copies of the local paper
• Bought foundation and five types of conditioner cos my hair is so skanky with stress
• Bought a belgian bun
• Forgot the parcel
• Shouted at some twat who nearly ran me over!