Random questions today:

- How am I meant to stay away from married men if I have one I fancy sharing a room with me on Friday night? Doh!!!

- Am I meant to give my milkman a 'Christmas bonus'?? And why the hell should I as I pay more than what I'd pay for it in ASDA anyway?

- Why do people pluralise Sainsburys, Tescos and Asdas? As in "I went to Asdas today"

- Where can I get a very ickle 30w light bulb for my lava lamp?

- Why do I get long periods of time where noone 'chats' to me online (well, when I say long, I mean 20 minutes or so) and then EVERYONE tries to chat at once.....especially when I'm just about to do something else!??

- As the munchkin has headlice AGAIN, should I just stop washing her hair (they apparently like it clean); shave it all off (she would be likely to go into a coma if I did though); or just tell her she can't have friends (and then she wont put her head near theirs)??

- How come I've never got the lice???

- Why are advent calendar choccies so bloody small?

- Why is Vannie the only person who thinks I'm smart??

- Why haven't I had a snog for over a week????